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Sunday, September 25th 2005

9:35 AM

A Sunday Pick Me Up

  • Mood: Had a headache
  • It's A Fact Still have a headache
  • Thought Of The Day A word to the wise: lure. Watch out for small rat-like people
Good Morning.
Are you waking up on this fine Sunday morning with a hangover or headache? Do you just hate having to go to the chemist just to buy overpriced placebos in an effort to cure thet annoying headache? WELL NOW THERE IS A NEW AND ENTIRELY EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMBATING HEADACHES!

Scientists at the University of Buggering about and Headology have discovered a cure that offers real benefit for those on the move. My mate, Professor Ivan Aikenead explains.

"I find, that when I have a pain in the head the problem can be solved by using to large bricks. What you must do is take a brick in each hand, and place your head in between them like this. Than you clasp them together and apart until the pain subsides. I will demonstrate. That's once more Toget......"

It is clear that from the lack of complaints from users of Brickology that the effects are immediate and permanent, you need never worry about headaches again! Another clear benefit of the Aikened Method over inferior brands is that its free! Just nick 2 bricks from a building site and your chortlin'! So don't hesitate go out and test the benefits of Brickology.

(The creators of BRICKOLOGY are not responsible for any adverse effects of the medication. These include.. loss of head, permanent brain damage, accidental death and loss of hearing.)
1 Comment(s).

Posted by Baitlady:

or you could use the cure my Daddy use to prescribe ... he'd tell us to go over by the stove... put our hand on the burner... turn on the gas... and he guaranteed our headache would go away... or at least we wouldn't think of it anymore while our hand was on fire! (hmmm... I wonder if my Daddy went to the University of Buggering and studied Headology... he; like you, is a man of many talents and long toothed stories)
Wednesday, September 28th 2005 @ 2:48 PM

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